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Pitch side journalism

Arsenal vs Watford

[Match Review courtesy of Carlito] Great performance attacking wise. Very suspect defensively at times, but considering we were all on an international break.. I'll put it down to fatigue, because we're always the same. Theo was very encouraging to start with, faded a bit as most youngsters do, but impressed. Rosicky was great, some passing didn't come off but he looked very dangerous, and made some great forward runs (Freddie esque). Cesc was brilliant in the middle, attacking and defensive, his passing was sublime. Ade worked hard and now that he's got his home goal, his confidence will be higher. Highlights:

Prison Break and Lost

Its back. Sorry, there was a minor error in the link,so it didnt work for a week or so. Anyways, its back now, although Prison Break episodes are getting deleted by the administrators of dailymotion so you will have to check regularly to get them.

Little Midget Dancing

What a loser!

I can understand how the parents feel, but I'm sorry,if he's going to spend 16 hours a day, playing World Of Warcraft, the parents are to blame. Don't you have to pay to play WoW? Can't his parents just stop paying for it, or better take away his PC? Oh and if he's going to be addicted to a game,at least let it be FM2006 or something..

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Ferdinand calls radio DJ Moyles 'a faggot'

Manchester United and England star Rio Ferdinand turned the airwaves blue today after calling DJ Chris Moyles a “faggot” live on air. Moyles, who has been in hot water himself in the past for swearing during live broadcasts, was given the rebuke during a light-hearted exchange on his BBC Radio 1 breakfast show. The DJ had been questioning the defender about who he thought was most attractive out of his Manchester United team-mates – Alan Smith and Paul Scholes. Moyles, referring to the two players’ nicknames, said: “If you had to, who would you rather go out with – Smudger or Scholesy?” Ferdinand replied: “That is not my bag that, that is not my game, talking about going out with geezers.” But when Moyles, a Leeds United fan, jokingly declared that he would always prefer Smith, an ex-Leeds player, Ferdinand said: “You’re a faggot.” As others in the studio expressed shock, the England defender said: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I’m not homophobic.” Moyles said “you can’t say that” before joking that the comment was “footballing terminology for a funny lad”. The conversation had started with Ferdinand defending his England team-mate Peter Crouch after Moyles cast doubts over the Liverpool player’s looks. “He is a half decent-looking geezer,” said Ferdinand. “I am not feminine or gay in any way but he is not ugly and a few birds like him.” But as Moyles pushed for more from Ferdinand, the player quipped: “I don’t want to start talking about going out with players. Let’s move on.” A spokeswoman for Radio 1 described the exchange, which was followed by jokes from Moyles about Ferdinand “flirting” with him, as “banter”. A Radio 1 spokeswoman said just two phone complaints had been received about Ferdinand’s interview. She said: “Rio Ferdinand appeared on Chris Moyles’s show this morning and they entered into some friendly banter about which football player (Smudger or Scholesy) they would go out with. “After Rio’s comment, he immediately apologised and Moyles acknowledged that he had meant no offence by commenting: ‘I know you didn’t mean anything by it, you’re just messing’.”

Romario signs for Adelaide United...on a 4 game contract

Adelaide United have clinched the signing of Brazilian legend Romario. The A-League side have been in discussions with the 40-year-old World Cup winner for more than a month and have finally persuaded him to pen a four-game contract. The guest stint will start in late November and is estimated to be worth £135,000. Romario is currently playing for American side Miami FC, and as part of the deal they will play two friendly matches in Australia next month. Adelaide, who were keen to snap up Romario to raise the profile of the game in Australia, are confident that he will still be good enough to make an impact. "He's got an art you can't coach, you are born with it, and that sort of skill and grace does not dissipate with time if you are still practising," said Adelaide boss John Kosmina. "He might be a little more leg weary, and he's never been known for his work-rate, but his work-rate around the box is all that counts." Romario is looking forward to the experience, but is also serious about trying to help Adelaide achieve success. "You can definitely expect a lot of dedication," he said via video link from Brazil. "I will do my best to help Adelaide United get into the play-offs and win the whole thing at the end."

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